Teddy Tonks being informed of the dangers of Alice Smith’s next mission as an auror, circa 1982.

Teddy Tonks at the quidditch world cup with Amos Diggory, circa 1985. Or whenever.

Teddy Tonks learning that his daughter loves Remus Lupin, circa 1995.

Teddy Tonks seeing Alice Smith for the first time on their wedding day, circa 1980.

Teddy Tonks and Alice Smith, skipping potions, circa 1977.

Teddy Tonks impersonating a muggle police officer because he can, circa Halloween 1983.

Teddy Tonks, clueless to every other Hogwarts graduate’s obsession with glee, circa 2012.

Teddy Tonks having witnessed the Dark Mark one too many times, circa 1980.

Teddy Tonks taking Nymphadora and Neville shopping while Alice wraps Christmas gifts, circa winter 1990.

Teddy Tonks looking a little glazed after graduation, circa 1976.